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So I was at work eating some activia yogurt and my coworker says “if you randomly get up and leave I know where you are going.” So I farted and said “Activia!”

demonstarr13:

apileofturtles:

globalmonsterhunters:

WOW! Great Sword and BBQ Spit! ORDER NOW!

Monster Hunter TV Marketing Parody 

ahhhHHHHHHH

this is the best fucking thing lmfao

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My thoughts on my messy room

To everyone who thinks my room is a mess. It is not. It is an organized chaos. Everything I need is in the giant mound of stuff located at the center of my room.

watching the orginal power rangers

Ive done nothing today, and I am ok with that.

hiddles-batched:

always4evrnerdy:

that-is-illogical:

debstheburglarhobbit:

“Where’s your Pippin now, bitch?”

THIS IS TERRIFYING. 

GO WATCH IT IM CRYING

damn the ring REALLY DID get to him didnt it?

just a bit

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why is feeling like crap a two day job

Not so much a sad mood, more of a I don’t give a fuck about anything mood.

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Interrogating someone over skype. I don’t think I got the truth out.